Agent Paprika

an old anecdote

anecdote #247 - 11/23/2004
i think that advertising things using nostalgia should be disallowed, or at least restricted. to take the good feelings people have about their past and strap a product to it is indecent in my mind. it's not like the world is such a wonderful place today, that people generally feel like the future is something to look forward. i think, that if someone is going to use my fond attachement to the past to sway me to purchase something, they should have to pay royalties on my nostalgia. give me a kick back for associating actual emotions and experiences with snack foods and air fresheners.

my inner european

is apparently very cold.






Your Inner European is Russian!









Mysterious and exotic.

You've got a great balance of danger and allure.